- Every Which Way But Luas #irishfilms #
- Home Athlone #irishfilms #
- Connemarathon Man #irishfilms #
- Cocktail Sausages #irishfilms #
- The Mammy #irishfilms #
- Indiana Jones and the Temple Bar of Doom #irishfilms #
- O'Connair #irishfilms #
- A misunderstanding of Irish slang can be deadly. #
- Laundry on. Coffee brewing. Now to finish writing a story about cats and ghosts for @ThisIsFury. #
- Wellington waterfront poetry: http://t.co/VhknlGu1 #
- I have written some letters. #
- Letter writing is a discipline I need to practice more. It is a welcome change from typing disconnected sentence fragments on a screen. #
- Crouch…Touch…Pause…ENGAGE! #
- My plan to be lazy and watch Wales v Samoa at home has failed by virtue of it not being shown live on free-to-air. I'm an idiot. #RWC2001 #
- Invernessun Dorma #scottishsongs #
- Irn Man #scottishfilms #
- Meet the Fochabers #scottishfilms #
- A Midge Too Far #scottishfilms #
- Leithal Weapon #scottishfilms #
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Spurtles #scottishfilms #
- Miramar: http://t.co/We9sd24t #
- Whittaker's Peanut Slab – its simple deliciousness may be the end of me: http://t.co/wgudoe9t #
- My Kindle is recharging so it's time for a few more #scottishfilms starting with… #
- The Chronicles of Nairnia #scottishfilms #
- DINGWALL-E #scottishfilms #
- Drambo #scottishfilms #
- If Star Wars was a #scottishfilm Cranachan Skywalker #
- Sporransom #scottishfilms #
- That's enough wordplay for one evening. #
- I got a mention in the @DaveGorman podcast this week. Fame and fortune is surely now inevitable. Who do I speak to about buying an island? #
- My weekend officially ends in 1 minute. I shall use that time to brush my teethytusks. #
- Brusha…Brusha…Brusha #potentiallyembarrassinggreasereference #
- I'm seeing a few money-making tweets appearing in my timeline. Don't click on the links. If in doubt, change your password. #
- Well it's half past Monday here so I will point myself in the direction of sleep and carry straight on till dawn. #
- 7.03am on a Monday. How did it come to this? My lip quivers. Cold, I shiver. I will go to stand under the shower to hide my tears. #
- I have breakfasted on porridge of such marvellous density as would make a neutron star seem like but a remnant whisp of faerie's breath. #
- Why are all Facebook apps for Android invariably lacking some element of core functionality? #
- Overheard at work: "A leopard never changes its stripes". #
- It seems I'm moulting. #
- Trapped in that awkward period between work finishing and the quiz starting. I'm just pecking at a flat white like a caffeine-addled pigeon. #
- To everyone just waking up in the suburbs of GMT-shire, I can report from the future that Monday was much less traumatic than expected. #
- Your suggestions for a quiz team name for this evening, if you will? #
- Q. What has big ears and wears baggy trousers? A. Suggs Bunny #itsbeenalongday #
- Team 'Body Wombat' finished 3rd in the quiz. Don't ask about the name. @SparkleyTwinkle's suggestion of 'Thinking Allowed' was overruled. #
- In the unlikely event that you're ever attacked by Sting, remember he can be fended off using vinegar or a dock leaf. #
- Sting can only dye his hair once, after which he'll become a bee. #
- Q. What's the flimsiest domesticated shellfish? A. Limpet #needtosleep #
- Monopoly is a magnet's least favourite board game. #
- The most popular early 90s subatomic computer game character was Bosonic the Hedgehog. #
- I wholeheartedly agree! RT @qikipedia: I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells – DR SEUSS #
- Japanese physicists like to get drunk on Bose-Einstein condensake. #
- I have reached ground-state. Good night. #
- <mouth> <yawn style='duration:10s;width:x-wide' title='Morning' alt='Boo urns' /> </mouth> #
- Dear rain driving against the window: you don't scare me. Love, S x #
- Instead of going to work today I would like to be in the front garden playing the 'awesome pirate blanket' game with my nephews. Make it so. #
- Empire of the Bun #cakefilms #
- Frosting/Nixon #cakefilms #
- Flan on Fire #cakefilms #
- Cakes on a Plane #cakefilms #
- In Her Chouxs #cakefilms #
- One of my colleagues looks like a permanently tired owl. #
- Negotiating with FedEx to get my new gadget cleared through customs in Auckland. #
- My coffee tastes of Tom Yum soup and washing-up liquid. Eurgh. #
- Wishing best of luck to @silv24 and everyone else who's taking the brain-achingly-hard-sounding MRCP exam today. #
- RT @presentcorrect: The most perfect accidental face. http://t.co/4kG0jCQZ (via @TheSimonEvans) #
- Quiz Q: "Is the bassoon brass or woodwind?" Me: "Woodwind". Colleague 1: "Brass". Me: "It's *made* of wood.' Colleague 2: 'Brass'. #despairs #
- If life gives you grens, make greKABOOM! #
- The fact I can taste poppadom is puzzling: I haven't eaten anything in about 3 hours, and I haven't eaten a poppadom for at least a year. #
- I've also now used up my weekly allowance of the word 'poppadom'. I borrowed that one just there from next week's quota. #
- With that thought in mind, it is bedtime. #
- Tired ranting in three…two…one… #
- Chap on the bus talking at the top of his voice about his prowess with calculus. Where's my cello endpin when I need it? #
- Mini-ire-vent over. #
- I'm feeling very harumphy this morning. More a case of grey shrew rather than black dog. If ever I needed the News Quiz podcast, it is now. #
- Testing posting from the Gmail TwitterGadget. Hello! #
- The host of the long-running radio show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue And I'm Not Going Out Of My Way To Find Out' was Harumphry Lyttleton. #
- I'm trying to write a joke about striking a one-dimensional geometric entity with my fist but I can't think of a punchline
# - Have decided to sack off choir tonight. Going to stroll home along the waterfront instead and smile as my thoughts of work unravel. #
- That's my evening sorted then!: http://t.co/CaqdEkMA #
- That an apparently enlightened society even considers putting to death one of its own people in cold blood is to me abhorrent. #TroyDavis #
- If I fill myself to bursting with curry and chocolate there'll be no room left for the cold virus, right? #notadoctor #
- This is my first tweet from my new Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1
# - We both do. I'm at my window. I press my hand against the glass. My palm clears a print in the damp pane. Through it, I see him. #soatale #
- If I didn't feel so poorly I'd sit up till early tomorrow o'clock NZ time for the full #soatale experience. What will the next line be!? #
- Awesome in the truest sense of the word. RT @SparkleyTwinkle: This! this! Look at this! http://t.co/645dz6NI #wow #
- Good morning! I have morned. #
- It's not too late for Georgia to grant clemency. Even if there's no doubt, the death penalty is always wrong. #thewholeworldiswatching #
- Dear Georgia, I'm watching from Wellington, New Zealand #thewholeworldiswatching #
- Disgusted by the decision to proceed with the state-approved execution/murder of Troy Davis. #
- I sat at my desk today wishing I had access to Spotify. Then I dawned on me that in fact I just wish I worked somewhere else. #
- "In all this vastness there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves": http://t.co/ecTPYJob #
- Not in much of a twittery mood this evening. Good night x #
- Stock cubes were invented in Knorrway. #
- Digital logic gates were invented in NORway. #
- Nibbling was invented in Gnawway. #
- Swiss teenagers are coloquially known as 'yodelescents'. #
- To mark the start of the weekend I am drinking some red miso. It is making my taste buds smirk and my insidey bits quiver with mild delight. #
- Having a look at @klout for the first time. #
- Ha ha – according to @Klout I am influential about The Hobbit, Typography, Physics, Harry Potter, Music, Coffee, and Unicorns. #
- Mathematicians with curly hair are invariant under permutation. #
- Brave Gnu World #animalbooks #
- The Silmaril-lion #animalbooks #
- Dr Jackal And Mr Hyde #animalbooks #
- Sons and Plovers #animalbooks #
- Bleak House-Martin Chuzzlewit #animalbooks #
- Right. I'm off to read a bedtime story (pre-print paper) about monkey pirates (neutrinos). Have good Fridays, one and all. #
- What should I do today? I need an adventure. #
- Why 'spontaneous' combustion rather than something more honest and less woo-ey like 'combustion from unknown source': http://t.co/qNW22Eoe #
- England are giving Romania a bit of a thumping here. #rwc2011 #
- Waiting for kick-off for NZ v France. Pub packed. A single French voice exclaims 'Allez les Bleux'. No chance, mon ami. #rwc2011 #
- The Haka – atmosphere incredible: http://t.co/2Md4LAYM #
- All Blacks try. Anyone know where I can get new eardrums? #rwc2011 #
- I've never seen Mischa Maisky and Billy Connolly in the same room together. #